I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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