your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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