This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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