i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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