Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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