That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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