Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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