when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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