I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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