We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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