Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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