I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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