had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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