If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize