I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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