Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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