Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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