she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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