ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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