walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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