they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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