WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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