After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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