so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I can text with my tongue
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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