So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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