He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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