508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
do herpes really smell.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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