Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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