Nicole vs. Life
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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