I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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