The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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