Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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