would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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