you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i dont even know how to be here
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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