My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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