how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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