so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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