Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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