At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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