My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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