i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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