So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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