Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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