Where did you get a picture of my penis
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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