You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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