i don't plan on having that self control this summer
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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