the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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