btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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