Joe is yelling at the trees again.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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