The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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